Please tell us this American Idol 2013 rumor of rapper Nicki Minaj being the newest member of the judging panel is not true? Nicki Minaj and American Idol 2013 is a mixture made in hell and I am already screaming in my head at the whole concept.

Although FOX and American Idol 2013 producers have not yet confirmed the rumor, a source reportedly told US Weekly that a deal between Idol and Nicki Minaj is “100% confirmed” and she is “definitely doing it.”

Please feel free to flame me and disagree as this is entirely my personal opinion on the musical quality of the artist in question, but I think Nicki Minaj wouldn’t know real musical talent if it fell on her head, crawled down her throat, grew in her stomach like a parasitic alien baby and burst out in a shower of blood, guts, and operatic vocal power.

Seriously, an American Idol 2013 judges panel with Nicki Minaj is taking the joke of reality TV way, way too far. You might as well cast a toad with a pink wig to sit in the American Idol 2013 judges chair. Or a wombat. Hell, a blind, deaf, mute cow could probably be a better American Idol 2013 judge than Nicki Minaj.

If I were Mariah Carey, who has been confirmed as a member of the American Idol 2013 judges panel, I would quit in protest. Forcing Mariah Carey to sit next to Nicki Minaj as an equal is like asking a mutant, plague carrying rodent to sit next to Miss Universe in a bikini at a beauty pageant.

While you contemplate that, let’s enjoy some of Nicki Minaj’s seminal lyrics from her groundbreaking song “Stupid Hoe”:

You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (x3)
You a stupid hoe, (yeah) you a, you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid)
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid)
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid)
(stupid, stupid)

… You a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe
And I ain’t hit that note, but f**k you stupid hoe f**k you stupid hoe
I said  f**k a stupid hoe and  f**k a stupid hoe
I said  f**k a stupid hoe and  f**k a stupid hoe



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