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Amy Winehouse has been slumming around in St. Lucia, ostensibly sobering up, but not really. Her minders haven’t been able to stop her from getting shizzy drunk and crawling around on all fours, trying to steal other people’s drinks. I guess, Karma IS a bitch.

Amy’s flat in London was robbed last night, and Wino was pretty much cleaned out. Burglars smashed their way into her North London property at 4am this morning, stealing about $30,000 worth of her belongings including recording equipment and five guitars. Amy’s supposed to return in a couple of days from St Lucia.

A source said:

“Amy is devastated. Some of the guitars are irreplaceable due to their sentimental value. The flat is in a real state.

This was probably just an excuse to clean up Amy’s notoriously nasty flat, and the guitars were just a downpayment on the Superfund project.

Amy is expected to fly back to London this weekend to start work on her third album, the follow-up to the worldwide hit ‘Back to Black’. She is also set to visit her husband in prison in a bid to stop him filing for divorce.

The troubled star has begged hubby Blaaaaake Fielder-Civil (in jail for a 27-month sentence for “perverting the course of justice and grievous bodily harm”) not to end their marriage over HER alleged infidelity.

Amy got busted fooling around with 21-year-old actor Josh Bowman and a fitness instructor named Andrew while partaying in St. Lucia. Hey, she was hammered at the time. Wino doesn’t remember stuff like that! That means it doesn’t count, Blaaaaaake!!



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