Angelina Jolie Tells Brad Pitt “Don’t Bother Coming Back”

Angelina Jolie told Brad Pitt “not to bother” returning to their rented Chateau Miraval in Provence, France, after he left to spend the night up the coast at a place owned by U2’s Bono. BAD MOVE BRO! Especially after you had that little chit-chat comforting Jennifer (Stalker) Aniston after John Mayer took off. Angie’s hormones are on turboboost and you’re off kickin’ it at Bono’s crib.

In Touch magazine’s latest issue has an insider revealing the shocking news that Angelina’s nerves are shattered, and “she has been screaming at Brad over the tiniest things.” According to sources, she is exhausted. Her house is a mess, toys and clothes are scattered everywhere.

“Angie is tired all the time. Knox wakes up, and (she) will spend an hour feeding and then changing him, and then Viv wakes up as Knox is going to sleep. Then, by the time Angelina has fed and changed Viv, she has about 10 minutes to sleep before it all starts over again,” another insider alleges.

Angelina gave birth to the twins on July 12. They also have 3 other children. 5 kids, all under 7 years old, two of them infants. Looks like Saint Angelina has at least been temporarily cured of wanting to adopt the world. Nanny!

One thought on “Angelina Jolie Tells Brad Pitt “Don’t Bother Coming Back””

  1. Not to be picky, but they have six kids. Don’t feel bad, it’s bound to happen with their ever-expanding brood. They probably even forget how many they have from time to time.

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