Were you wondering how Angelina Jolie was so freakin’ fertile? Snarkista thought it was the effect of having so many kids around already; that they juiced up her hormones. But Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston failed to conceive during their marriage, despite reportedly trying hard. Now Us Weekly reports that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt turned to fertility treatments to quickly conceive twins Knox and Vivienne. ‘Cuz you don’t keep Saint Angelina waiting!
“They conceived through in vitro fertilization,” a well-placed source within their camp tells Us. “They both desperately wanted more babies soon.”
They DESPERATELY wanted more babies? Brangelina has a child addiction. Let’s just get it out in the open and call it what it is. Angie’s traded the smack for the diaper bag.
Dr. Arthur Wisot of L.A.’s Reproductive Medical Group (who did not treat the couple) says:
“We live in an era of reproductive freedom, so anybody can do anything they want within legal limits.The chance of having fraternal twins at Angelina’s age (33) naturally is under 1 percent; with in vitro, the chances are 25 percent.
The actress chose the procedure (which can cost around $12,000 a pop) so “she wouldn’t have to deal with the stress of trying to get pregnant,” the source tells Us. “She could just knock it out.” Saint Angie didn’t have time to do it the traditional way because she still has countries to bless.
Also, you KNOW how hard it is to have sex when you have a bazillion kids running around! It just kills the mood ‘cuz you’re scared they’ll walk in and BUST you. Angie wants to have 10 kids. That leaves 4 more to go! Brad is 45 and his man-seed is probably a little slow. It’s gonna be the turkey-baster or another international