WHY is lovely Anne Hathaway sticking with her bad-boy boyfriend Raffaello Follieri? Follieri has BIG financial scandal baggage, the latest being his arrest last month for writing a $215,000 hot check. Manhattan DA’s dropped the charges yesterday after Follieri reimbursed the funds to New Jersey businessman John Morrongiello. Boyfriend has been in the U.S. less than 4 years, but is obviously a fast mover! Follieri had to agree to settle another 1.3 million dollar lawsuit last month!

Anne! SNAP OUT OF IT! Whatever issues you have with your mom, dad, old boyfriends, teachers, yada yada- that are compelling you to rebel with shady Eurotrash- get over ’em! “The Princess Diaries” are not about Princess Stephanie of Monaco! You need to Audrey Hep back up fast. This guy’s gonna steal you blind.

You have great taste, and rarely trip up on the red carpet. Get ahold of yourself and slip out of his greasy grasp! Hollywood needs you to balance out Paris and Bai Ling! Put your tiara on and write him off as “wild oats”. Call Julie Andrews if you have to.

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