Who Got Voted Off America’s Got Talent 2013? 8/14/2013 (VIDEOS)

On the America’s Got Talent results show Wednesday night, 12 acts learned their fate and found out which of them will move forward in the competition. After Tuesday’s live performance show, we had our favorites and our picks for those we thought would be the ones who got voted off America’s Got Talent 2013 this week. Of course, America doesn’t always agree with our opinion.

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The absolute worst act this week had to be Tummy Talk — we just don’t even fathom how they even made it this far. Seriously? Two guys humiliating a fat guy by pounding him with their hands on stage? We agreed with Howie that they deserved to be buzzed right off the stage. Of course, the voters often seem to love these absurdly horrible acts, so we were really hoping they would not make it through.

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Who Was Eliminated on MasterChef 2013 From the Top 7?

On MasterChef tonight, the Top 7 finalists were whittled down to a final top 6 in a daunting two-hour episode. The contestants were given the seemingly easy task of preparing a perfect steak — which is anything but simple if you’ve ever tried it. Who was eliminated on MasterChef Season 4 tonight? Keep on scrolling for the results of this week’s MasterChef 2013 elimination!

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When the competitors opened up their Mystery Box tonight, most of them looked pretty happy about the idea of just having to cook a steak. The smart ones were more wary, with good reason. Cooking a steak to perfection is a lot like threading a needle blindfolded. We know, because we burnt one all to hell just last week while trying to duplicate a recipe from the Food Network. Damn Food Network always making everything look easier than it really is!

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Real Housewives of Orange County Vicki Gunvalson Lawsuit Resurrected?

The Real Housewives of every city seem to have a penchant for being the target of lawsuits and legal action. Just look at Joe and Teresa Giudice, who entered not guilty pleas Tuesday to a score of federal fraud charges. On the Real Housewives of Orange County, Vicki Gunvalson seems to be the name popping up most frequently of late when it comes to being sued.

Brooks Ayers and Vicki Gunvalson. Photo Credit: Bravo

Vicki Gunvalson was sued a while back by her partner in a vodka company for breach of contract after she allegedly failed to deliver on her end of the partnership — and helped her on-again, off-again boyfriend Brooks Ayers to skim a load of cash from the deal. The case was dismissed after Vicki came to un undisclosed agreement with her Vodkas by Vicki collaborator Robert Williamson, III. However, he is apparently pissed off at Vicki again and just about ready to drag her back into court.

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Bachelor Star Gia Allemand Dead After Reported Suicide: What Happened?

Former Bachelor star Gia Allemand died on Tuesday as the result of a reported suicide attempt in what has to be one of the saddest stories we’ve read all week. Allemand was a contestant on The Bachelor Jake Pavelka’s season 14 in 2010. She was eliminated in the final three and later competed on Bachelor Pad season one.

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Gia Allemand was only 29-years-old when she reportedly attempted suicide on Monday and was found unconscious by her boyfriend, NBA player Ryan Anderson. She was transported to University Hospital in New Orleans but doctors were unable to save her. The Bachelor and Bachelor Pad star was taken off life support on Tuesday after it was determined she had suffered irreparable brain and organ damage. No further details were given.

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Paula Dean Racist Lawsuit Dismissed, But It Doesn’t Matter Anyway

Photo: Paula Deen Peter Kramer/NBCThe nasty Paula Deen racist lawsuit filed by her former employee, Lisa Jackson, has been dismissed. According to the federal judge in the case, Jackson had no right to sue for racial discrimination because she is white. Deen was reportedly “pleased with the court’s ruling” a rep for the cook told Us Weekly, adding that the TV personality “believes in equal opportunity, kindness and fairness for everyone.”

Apparently you can’t sue someone for saying vile, racist things around you or at you if they don’t actually apply to your specific race. Whether or not you agree with that judgement, it doesn’t really matter anyway. Jackson already won in the court of public opinion. Paula Deen has been fired by the Food Network, shunned by sponsors and lost countless millions in revenue.

Unfortunately, the court of public opinion doesn’t pay your legal fees or award you hundreds of thousands of dollars in compensation for being the ex-employee of an allegedly horrific boss. Paula Deen may have watched her reputation and marketability go up in flames because of the negative exposure from the lawsuit but that doesn’t do Jackson’s wallet much good.

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Justin Bieber Naked Serenade to Grandma? Amanda Bynes Would Be Proud

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Frankly, when we heard a naked Justin Bieber serenaded his grandma on Thanksgiving — and then allowed photos of this to be taken and leaked onto the web — we couldn’t help but think Amanda Bynes would be proud. This is just the kind of whacked out thing we’d imagine she would think is hilarious.

Honestly, Justin Bieber, Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes should just all form a rap band and go on tour as a demonstration of just how f**ked being a celebrity can make some people. Yes, we hear you screaming at us, Justin Bieber lovers. Get over it. This is a guy who pees into mop buckets in restaurant kitchens when he is drunk, assaults people and spits on them when he is annoyed, and thinks rubbing his naked junk all over his guitar while singing to his grandma at a family gathering is appropriate behavior.

We aren’t going to post the naked Justin Bieber photos here because he was barely over 18 when he posed for whatever family member decided to take pictures of him humping a guitar nude in front of his grandma. We’ll let TMZ walk that fine line of child p*rn instead. So go feel free to get an eyeful over there if you are so inclined.

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American Idol 2014 Judges: Keith Urban Will Return For Season 13!

Fabulous news to all those Keith Urban lovers out there hoping to see him as a judge again on American Idol 2014! It’s official, Keith will be coming back as an American Idol season 13 judge. We’re pleased as punch that the nice guy finished first, since the country star has stated repeatedly how much he wanted to come back. However, we really hope he will step up his game a bit and lay off the corny jokes a little this time around.

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“Keith did a great job last year. The fans really liked him. Keith’s a really funny guy,” Fox entertainment chief Kevin Reilly said at a Television Critics Association meeting on Thursday. “You could see how much he loved the show.”

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