Former Giants Hall of Fame linebacker Lawrence Taylor was indicted Wednesday on charges of rape, patronizing a prostitute and endangering the welfare of a child.

Prince Albert of Monaco, long considered one of the world’s most eligible bachelors, is finally ready to settle down. Prince Albert, 52, announced his engagement on Wednesday to former South African Olympic swimmer Charlene Wittstock.

Bachelor Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi may have broken up, but that doesn’t mean rejected Bachelor contestant Ali Fedotowsky is interested in getting back on the Jake train.

Two weeks after Lady Gaga flipped off the world at large during a Mets vs Yankees game, Jerry Seinfeld is slamming the pop star for being “a jerk.”

Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr are officially engaged, a rep for the Pirates of the Caribbean actor confirmed on Monday. Bloom and Kerr have been dating for three years. Rumors the two are engaged have cropped up before, but this time reps for both have officially confirmed the news.

On Saturday night, another vicious celebrity rumor hit the Net claiming Jonah Hex star Megan Fox aborted a black baby. Earlier in the week, various sites and message boards flared up with a rumor that Justin Bieber has syphilis and/or had broken his neck in a terrible car accident. None of this crap is true, of course.

Jonah Hex star Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green announced earlier this week that they are engaged for the second time, but don’t hold your breath waiting around for their wedding day. Fox says she is in no hurry to walk down the aisle.

It seemed like a foregone conclusion who would win in the Spain vs Switzerland World Cup match on Wednesday. Until a goal from Swiss player Gelson Gernandes landed in a net left empty by Spanish goalkeeper Iker Casillas.

Transformers star Megan Fox and boyfriend Brian Austin Green are engaged once again. Fox and Green have been dating on and off since 2004 and broke off their previous engagement last year.

ABC has pulled advertising for The View from PerezHilton.com after gossip blogger Perez Hilton sparked outrage by posting a Miley Cyrus upskirt photo that appeared to show the 17-year-old not wearing underwear.