January 19, 2009

Britney Spears Forced To Re-Record Her Naughty Song

Britney Spears has reportedly been forced to rerecord her upcoming single “If You Seek Amy” after radio stations across the U.S. threatened to ban the song due to its controversial lyrics. Australia instituted a similar ban on Cheeto-girl’s naughty offering. Snarkista hopes Britney now realizes where the edge of the envelope is, and that she […]

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January 19, 2009

Katy Perry Is Mixed Up With Rihanna At The NRJ Awards

Call this one a BIG Oops! Rihanna was supposed to receive the “Best International Song” award at the NRJ Awards in Cannes for her single ‘Disturbia’. However, the votes of listeners to radio station NRJ had been incorrectly calculated, meaning that Katy Perry was invited to collect the award from the host. Now, Rihanna and […]

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January 16, 2009

Steve Carell Is Now Your Friendly Neighborhood Grocer

Somebody should tell Steve Carell that when they said they were doing an Office spin-off, it didn’t mean he should actually go get another manager job somewhere else! Quirky Steve has decided he’ll prepare for the coming Great Depression 2.0 by buying a little general store. It’ll be like the good old days in the […]

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January 16, 2009

Courtney Love’s Anti-Semitic Ramblings

Trashy trainwreck Courtney Love tries to keep herself in the public eye these days by wearing clothes from the dumpster and rambling on her blog. Most of the time her rants are pretty indecipherable, even though she SAYS she’s off the drugs. Her latest offering to the Jewish magazine Heeb is fairly coherent, (Heeb has […]

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January 14, 2009

R.I.P. Ricardo Montalban

Suave Latin actor Ricardo Montalban passed away today at the age of 88. He died from complications of old age, and suffered from a painful spinal condition in his later days, but was always trying to raise the profiles of Latinos in Hollywood. Montalban was a screen star in the 1940’s, but was best known […]

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January 14, 2009

Paris Hilton Kicked Out After Trying To Crash Golden Globes Party

Paris Hilton hid out in the bathroom at Creative Artist Agency’s big post-Golden Globes bash Sunday night, after agency bigwig Kevin Huvane caught her slipping into his exclusive par-tay uninvited. Wonky’s giant shoes probably stuck out under the stall door! Kevin was NOT happy about the party-crashing. After all, the appearance of Paris and other […]

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January 14, 2009

American Idol Bikini Girl Katrina Darrell Skanks Her Way Into Hollywood

UPDATE: And the skank-ho goes home! Smell ya, bikini girl. Every year when American Idol fires up for the new season, we’re treated with delusional people who’ll try anything to get the judges’ attention…and a ticket to Hollywood. This year, with wildly talented new judge Kara DioGuardi, was no different. Among the many costumes worn […]

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January 13, 2009

New Kids On The Block Swear Their Cruise Won’t Be Cheesy

The Old New Kids On The Block are joining the ranks of Z-list performers who populate cruises everywhere! NKOTB want you to know that they’re still cool, though, and THEIR cruise will be the bomb…not A bomb. The boys, desperate to regain relevance, are hoping that you will wanna hop on the boat with them […]

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January 13, 2009

Miley Cyrus Posts Pics Of Justin Gaston And Herself In Bed

Miley Cyrus is racing out of control…and obviously her parents are complete morons. As everyone knows, Miley’s addicted to taking pics of herself that are sometimes quite racy. She obviously learned NOTHING after being hacked and having the shots appear all over the ‘net. No, Miley’s still at it, this time with her 20 year-old […]

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January 13, 2009

Has OK Magazine Stepped Off Of The Spears’ Gravy Train?

OK! Magazine’s new publisher Kent Brownridge has reportedly derailed the Spears family-machine’s relationship with the magazine. The New York Post says that Brownridge, a Rolling Stone veteran, tightened OK!’s budget and clipped the magazine’s ties with the Spears clan. OK! previously bought exclusives on everything from little unwed Jamie Lynn’s pregnancy to Britney’s first photo […]

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