April 26, 2009

Heidi And Spencer Get Married (Again)

Those crazy famewhores lovebirds Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt got married again on Saturday. They first “eloped” to Mexico months ago because photo ops had been slow. Apparently, that marriage wasn’t quite legal, and Heidi’s mother had a stroke. She knows the mad, brainwashing power that Spencer has over Heidi…although with Heidi’s brain, this is […]

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April 24, 2009

Britney Spears Has A Painful Extension Malfunction

Brit-Brit was doing her “Circus” thing last night in Oakland, when she was lifted from a couch during a trapeze stunt. Here is why mama always said “don’t join the circus if you have glued-on hair.” One of Britney’s acrobats ripped out her hair extension! Guess it’s time for some lady-Rogaine. Ouch!!

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April 23, 2009

Lindsay Lohan Spills It To Ellen

The never-ending drama that is Lindsay Lohan’s life made a pit stop to visit Ellen Degeneres on her show. Li-Lo looks pretty dang undernourished to be starting a stripper job! Snarkista digresses, as implants don’t lose weight. Lindsay wants to set the record straight about her soap opera life! Does she do it? More importantly…do […]

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April 21, 2009

Lindsay Lohan Gets A Job As A Topless Dancer

Times have been getting pretty rough for Lindsay Lohan, who recently got the boot from Samantha Ronson and her wallet. Lindsay hasn’t had a good job in QUITE awhile, and has plowed through a lot of her dough… so “it’s the economy” for Li-Lo too. Things are looking up for Lindsay’s short-term bottom line, (or […]

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April 21, 2009

Sad Slumdog Smackdown

Smash hit movie “Slumdog Millionaire” actress Rubina Ali is proof that life is still brutal for many children in India. Her father has recently been accused of trying to SELL her. The latest? Young Rubina’s mother and step-mother got into a full-on fistfight and the camera was rolling. Life for these street kids is atrocious…even […]

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April 20, 2009

Cops Call B.S. On Madonna’s Horse Tale

Madonna fell off of her horse the other day, and blamed the papz for jumping out of the bushes…spooking the poor thing. The problem is, the papz who were blamed said that Vadge was telling a tall tale. TMZ is reporting that the police took a report of the incident, and the cops say no […]

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April 20, 2009

David Archuleta’s New Video- Touch My Hand!

American Idol cutie-pie David Archuleta has released his latest video, for his fab single “Touch My Hand.” Exactly what all the girls want to do…then they wanna grab it and stuff him in their purses!! The vid was first released in Malaysia, hence the fun Asian stuff that pops up when you pause. Just proves […]

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April 20, 2009

Amy Winehouse Flips Over Blaaaake’s Baby Surprise

Drug-n-drunkie Amy Winehouse had a pretty bi-polar reaction to the news that her former hubby, fellow addict Blake Civil-Fielder, has knocked someone up. Wino is back to terrorizing the peaceful island of St. Lucia, where she first assumed Blake’s underage girlfriend, Francesca Morralee, was the mom-to-be. While downing champagne at a resort bar, she started […]

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April 17, 2009

Hulk Hogan “Understands” OJ Simpson, Considered Killing His Wife

Ex wrestler and reality tv fame-seeker Hulk Hogan told Rolling Stone that he “understood OJ Simpson” and considered killing his wife Linda! He says he “took the high road by not slitting Linda’s throat.” LAY OFF THE STEROIDS, Braniac! Hulk and Linda are embroiled in a nasty divorce, and now Linda is considering adding criminal […]

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April 16, 2009

Susan Boyle Teaches The World A Great Lesson

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