June 5, 2008

Was Nicollette Sheridan Axed From Desperate Housewives?

Sunday’s “Desperate Housewives” ended with all of the ladies of Wisteria Lane confronting Edie, Nicollette Sheridan’s character, telling her they would no longer have anything to do with her, and walking away. We all issued a collective HMMM- could the widespread talk of her exit from the show be true? We didn’t have to wait […]

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June 5, 2008

Holly Madi$on Can’t Hook Hef

It’s beginning to dawn on Holly Madison, lead girlbunny in Hugh Hefner’s intimate foursome, that Hef is probably not going to buy the cow and marry her. Not that the milk is free, mind you, as I’m sure Mr. Bathrobe pays quite a bit for the upkeep of his stable. No, despite Holly’s yearnings to […]

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June 5, 2008

Madonna Is Over The Effin’ Hill

Over the weekend, Queen Madge blew onto British live TV and caused a big freakout all OVER the place. Dropped the F- bomb 4 times! In Need of Excedrin for Migraines: The BBC, BBCHD, BBC3, Radio 1, along with the other artists on the bill of “Radio 1’s Big Weekend” music event. Classy. The hosts […]

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June 5, 2008

What Now For David Archuleta?

Now that David Archuleta’s dad Jeff has been banned from rehearsals and all other things backstage at American Idol, will Archie be lost without his stage-daddy’s controling hand? Jeff got the boot for interfering with just about everything on the show, but the last straw was him hypnotizing David into disobeying the Idol brass. Jeff […]

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June 5, 2008

Rapper DMX Has Meltdown: Drug, Animal Cruelty And Speeding Charges Filed

90’s Rapper DMX, age 37, was arrested in Cave Creek, Arizona yesterday. He barricaded himself in his house when the Maricopa County sheriff tried to arrest him on drug and animal cruelty charges. DMX knows that Maricopa County is celebrity sheriff Joe Arpaio’s territory- he’s the law that puts his male prisoners in pink! The […]

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June 5, 2008

Crimes Against Fashion: ScarJo Edition

An obviously pissed off stylist at “Paste” magazine got a hold of Scarlett Johansson and convinced her that THIS was a good look for her. Somebody’s been reading too many old 80’s hairstyle ‘zines. “Paste” must have a clause in their employment contracts that requires the USE of paste for cover stylists. There’s enough paste […]

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