Well, Adnan Ghalib and Sam (Osama) Lufti can go ahead and get on out of L.A. now. Any hope they had of sneaking back into Britney Spears’ life to encourage gas-station runs and “special medicine” just blew out the window. Court papers were filed in L.A. Superior Court on Monday making Britney’s papa Jamie Spears’ temporary conservatorship over his daughter’s career AND life a permanent position. Papz everywhere are devastated that the final nail’s been driven into the “Britney Economy”.

The agreement gives permanent control of the singer’s finances to Papa Spears and attorney Andrew Wallet. Jamie will be the sole conservator over Britney’s personal life. For life. Mind-boggling! In the court papers pertaining to Britney’s financial matters, it says Britney “is substantially unable to manage … her financial resources or to resist fraud or undue influence.”

When it comes to Britney’s personal life, the papers state she “is unable properly to provide for her personal needs for physical health, food, clothing, or shelter.” The personal order also gives her father “the power to restrict and limit visitors by any means.” So, Brit-Brit still doesn’t have enough sense to come in out of the rain, or ingest things besides cheetos and frappuchinos. Okay, now daddy will eternally keep an eye on her. Just one problem…who’s watching Jamie-Lynn?



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