March 6, 2009
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Britney Spears Is Too Fat For This
No, Britney! NO!!!!! Behold Britney Spears last night in Atlanta. We now know that Britney’s kids Small Fry and Tater Tot are on their way to total gelatinous-brain-syndrome. Britney made sure everyone knew they were accompanying her on her “My Life Is A Circus” tour by making this announcement on her website:
Contrary to rumors linked to false articles, Britney Spears’ sons, Sean Preston, Jayden James, will be joining her on the entire Circus tour and will be attending shows as planned. Britney’s family is a huge inspiration and she loves having them on the road with her.
SP and JJ are watching this horrifying sight EVERY NIGHT!!! If boys like to marry someone like their moms, these two will be trolling for hooker clowns at age 12. M.I.A. is gonna cap you, Brit, for ripping off her Grammy outfit. Poorly. At least SHE was pregnant.
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March 12th, 2009 at 11:07 pm[...] doesn’t bode well for any extra “Mommy Time” for SJP and JJ, who are forced to watch mama strumpet around in heinouswear EVERY SINGLE NIGHT. Wait a minute…there’s hope for those boys after all! Thanks, Jason! [...]
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March 27th, 2009 at 9:27 am[...] being dragged to Brit’s concerts every night as they’ve been forced to join the Circus. It’s definitely NOT kid-friendly, but this is a foreign concept to the Spears [...]
April 15th, 2009 at 6:44 am
Not that I’m impressed a lot, but this is a lot more than I expected when I stumpled upon a link on SU telling that the info is quite decent. Thanks.
August 19th, 2009 at 12:36 am
ewww!!! britney your only suppose to eat three times a day. ok? ok..