Britney’s Black Bump Blanket

Oh, Brit. Honey- come on, now, are you knocked up? ‘Cuz you SURE look like you are, I saw you in a bikini the other day…I’m just sayin’. I hope you’re just REALLY tired in this picture and not hammered. Did your vaycay with Mel Gibson help at ALL?

Angelina Jolie wore this in beige the other night, and I must say that black IS the better choice. IF you’re gonna wear a MuMu. Angelina looked like the spawn of Humpty Dumpty and a patio umbrella. But honey, even though black is slimming and all, there’s only so much a color can do. Union rules, you know.

2 thoughts on “Britney’s Black Bump Blanket”

  1. Still better than her kitty flashing days.

    I figured she was def pregnant until I saw the bikini pics. Now I’m just back to the idea that she’s entering her “big” phase. Again.

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