Britney’s Conservatorship Made Permanent

Attorneys in Britney Spears’ conservatorship case have asked the court commissioner today to make her conservatorship permanent. The judge is gonna grant the request. Britney’s conservatorship, which gives her dad Jamie control over her affairs, was scheduled to end December 31. It was put in place after Britney went LOCO as Cocoa Puffs.

Reports say one reason the extension to make it permanent was desired, is that it may make it easier for her to regain custody of her two young boys. With a conservator, there’s an added layer of safety for the boys. All of Brit’s business affairs and career decisions will also be handled by the conservator.

Permanent conservatorship eliminates the need to keep extending the existing temporary conservatorship. If Britney can keep it together for a good while, it could be lifted. Right now is NOT that time. She’ll have a medical and psychiatric team involved in her career to ensure she doesn’t hook up with another shyster like Sam (here’s some medicine) Lufti, or get involved with something else that’s detrimental to her mental health. Cheetos are allowed.

The commissioner added, “The conservatorship is necessary and appropriate for the complexity of financial and business entities and her being susceptible to undue influence.” So… Brit-Brit AND HER HAIR are safe for now. Whew!