Britney can’t be a Trannycat Doll, y’all. Somebody had the bright idea to have Brit DRIVE in the ‘Cat’s video. Britney can’t drive, trannys! Who the hell asks Britney to drive AND wave while being filmed? Maybe she’d get it on take 101, but no one would be alive to shoot it. So… Britney’s “hot cameo” didn’t make the final edit. A spokesperson for the Dolls couldn’t be reached for comment on why Spears was not included in the video. The Pussycats themselves are mum. Our old friend Unnamed Source only told Us Magazine…
They all wave at each other as they are passing in traffic, that is it. Of course, Britney looks hot and blond. It is a very short sequence, but [Britney] had a lot of fun with it. Britney really likes the Dolls’ music and when she saw them on the MTV [Movie Awards], she was totally down to do the video,†the source told the magazine.
Too bad the ‘Cats pimped the Britney bit all OVER last week when it was shooting. Oops. Yeah, call Daddy Spears. This may take some extra Lithium.
All she needs is to drink Purple and get the fog out of her brain cells. A good dose of antioxidants and she’ll be back to her old, talented self.