Membah back in the craaaazy Britney head-shavin’ gas station hoppin’ days? Then you surely haven’t forgotten her prince from the papz…Adnan Ghalib… who got to be her boyfriend for a couple of months. Months where Adnan and shifty bud Sam (Osama) Lufti kept Brit-Brit prisoner and pumped full of drugs, until Papa Spears had to bust some heads, and get restraining orders against both of those fleas.

Now, Adnan is in even BIGGER trouble. He’s under investigation for felony assault with a deadly weapon with a vehicle. Here’s the story… yesterday morning, a process server went to Adnan’s apartment in lovely Encino to serve his azz and order him to appear in the restraining order case.

The process server was waiting for Adnan in the alley when the former papz rolled up and allegedly hit the guy with his car. The process server says he landed on the hood of Adnan’s car. Adnan was known to be THE MOST aggressive driver in all of the Britney economy. Not a small feat.

Adnan allegedly fled the scene and the process server called cops at 10:42 AM. Police arrived and noticed the process server had cuts and scratches, but he refused treatment. The case is under investigation. Ghalib is the suspect and the alleged crime is assault with a deadly weapon with a vehicle — a felony.

Hate it for ya, soul patch!

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