The male Paris Hilton, Brody Jenner, has lucked out and convinced MTV and Ryan Seacrest to give him his own show on MTV. Here he is with a broken finger courtesy of a girl. The “Hills” dude is looking for someone to replace SPENCER PRATT as his new BFF. The show is called “Bromance”, and will have contestants compete to be part of Brody’s doucheterage. Eliminations will occur in a HOT TUB! Does this sound kinda gay to anyone?
Challenges will include skydiving, dealing with the paparazzi, ability to get into clubs etc. where the wannabe bros will be vying for the great honor of hanging with Brody.
After the “Hot Tub Elimination Ceremonies” the rejected dudes will be asked to leave the douchepad dripping wet in a swimsuit, luggage in hand. Contestants also will have shots at a “group date” and “alone time” with Jenner in every episode. Eww.
Brain dead MTV senior vp series development Liz Gateley said. “Brody is the perfect fit for this concept; he is type of guy everyone wants to hang out with.” If you’re into that kinda shizz. MTV is really upping the quality of their programming! After “Rock The Cradle”, they’re dipping into the vast pool of Z-listers again.
How hard could it be to replace Spencer? Pretty hard, unless you’re good at staged photo ops and plans for world domination. Good luck to the Bros, but I’d start doing butt- squeeze exercises in case there is a surprise challenge in the hot tub.
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