Charlie Sheen has apologized for some three-year old voicemails that golddigger ex Denise Richards released the other day. In addition to the usual bleepin’ shizz you’d expect from Charlie, he’s so mad that he calls Denise the N-word. The divorce has made him crazy AND blind! Said Charles:

I deeply apologize by my choice of words to all I have obviously offended; especially to Tony Todd, an African-American, who was my best man at my first two weddings. Three and one-half years later, the reasons that caused the anger and frustration displayed on that voice mail continue to be manifested on a daily basis” because “my children did not show up today for a custodial visit without explanation.

Way to apologize AND get in another dig at the ex! Now Snarkista is NO fan of Denise, as she’s obviously oblivious to the exploitation of her kids on her excruciating show Denise Richards: It’s Complicated . Using them as pawns between herself and Charlie is indefensible. Charlie is barreling down the same road to Z-lister land. Both of these losers need to shut the eff up. I doubt Tony Todd is gonna go for a three-peat.

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