Christina Aguilera‘s recent arrest report for public drunkenness stated that she weighs 100 pounds, but I think that may have been a tiny lie, given that she’s gained about 40 pounds in the past three months, and I don’t think she started at 60 pounds.  In any case, the overeating and the drinking and the drunk-driving boyfriend are net really helping her get control of herself, and although friends have told her that they’re worried, she has basically told them all that it’s none of their business and she doesn’t need any help.

Of course, eventually she’ll admit she has a problem and go to some glitzy rehab center, and then it’ll be time for a comeback… rinse, repeat… these stories all seem to go the same way.

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