madonnas freaky bod

Madonna fell off of her horse the other day, and blamed the papz for jumping out of the bushes…spooking the poor thing. The problem is, the papz who were blamed said that Vadge was telling a tall tale.

TMZ is reporting that the police took a report of the incident, and the cops say no one from Madonna’s camp said ANYTHING about a photographer causing the oopsident.

Sgt. Herbert Johnson from the Southampton Village P.D. said:

“There is no mention of photographers. It’s a matter of spin control that went out of control. If they felt there was something else, they would have written ‘paparazzi’ in the form — if they felt there was a problem.”

Snarkista is not surprised! Seriously. If your sides were being crushed by the freaky muscles of Madonna’s thighs, wouldn’t YOU try to ditch the bissh? Exactly. Case closed.

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