Betty Boop called and wants her Christmas outfit back, Katy. Miz girl-kisser joined the blindness-inducing Pussycat Dolls on the Today Show this morning. Jesse McCartney is squeezing his buttcheeks as hard as he can ‘cuz being the meat in a Trannycat sandwich is effin’ SCARY! Katy thinks they are REAL girls, hence the oblivious smile. If you wanna see a real girl group with real girls, Katy, check out Girls Aloud! The best way to spot the counterfeits is to study the genuine…just like bank tellers do. See, it works!

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