Once again we were just totally confused by last week’s elimination and truly worried about which celebrity would be the one who went home on Dancing With the Stars tonight. Week after week the DWTS 17 voters have been totally disagreeing with us about who should be eliminated! They need to stop that! Seriously though, we can’t understand why the worst Dancing With the Stars 2013 cast celebrities keep making it through and our favorites keep dropping like flies.

Dancing With the Stars 2013 cast

Christina Milian, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi and Pretty Little Liars hunk Brant Daugherty have all been victims of fickle voters who seem to prefer old comedians with two left feet. Yes, we’re talking about you Bill Engvall. You seem like a nice enough guy and relatively funny but you couldn’t dance yourself out of a paper sack without Emma Slater shoving you from behind.

We aren’t saying we thought Snooki, Christina or Brant were perfect by any means but any of them deserved to still be in the competition over Bill or Leah Remini. Heck, even Jack Osbourne really has kept on dancing past his expiration date in comparison to Brant. Obviously we have some feels about what the Dancing With the Stars 17 voting machine has been doing out there this season. So when it came time for the DWTS 2013 elimination this evening, we had to kind of close one eye and try not to cringe when the results were announced.

So who was eliminated on Dancing With the Stars tonight? Well, we have to say we were expecting another crazy elimination and that is exactly what we got! We were really hoping this week would finally see Bill & Emma get the boot. When they were in the final two couples standing in jeopardy against Elizabeth & Val, we thought maybe, finally, the voters had decided to agree with us.

And then…

Elizabeth & Val were eliminated! What the hell? You can tell Elizabeth was crushed by the elimination and we just think this is crazy town. How many robot callers were out there that could save Bill with the horribly low scores he had tonight when Elizabeth had some of the best scores of the evening? Bill’s votes must have been massive to keep him in the competition when combined with his lowly 42 out of 60 for the evening.

Be sure to vote for YOUR favorite celebrity still on Dancing With the Stars 2013 or they might just be the next one to go home!

Here are the Dancing With the Stars voting numbers:

Amber Riley and Derek Hough: 1-800-868-3407
Bill Engvall and Emma Slater: 1-800-868-3409
Corbin Bleu and Karina Smirnoff: 1-800-868-3406
Elizabeth Berkley and Val Chmerkovskiy: 1-800-868-3405
Jack Osbourne and Cheryl Burke: 1-800-868-3402
Leah Remini and Tony Dovolani: 1-800-868-3411


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