The new season 11 Dancing with the Stars cast and pairings were announced Tuesday on Good Morning America. As usual, the cast ranges from the mundane to the bizarre and we’re left wildly anticipating what kind of crazy drama we’ll be seeing this season on DWTS.
Audrina Patridge & Tony Dovolani: We can’t help but wonder if Audrina might turn out to be the Kate Gosselin of this season of DWTS. Oh the horror!
Brandy & Maksim Chmerkovskiy: We love Maxim and we’ve got the feeling Brandy can shake it. So we’re very interested to see how this pairing is going to pan out.
David Hasselhoff & Kym Johnson: Kym, we’re sorry. Just, yeah, we’re sorry.
Florence Henderson & Corky Ballas: This is the Buzz Aldrin pairing for this year. You know Florence is probably not going to be the hottest dancer, but she’ll get the “awwwhhh isn’t the old person cute” votes.
Jennifer Grey & Derek Hough: You know we love this one! Bring on the Dirty Dancing Baby!
Kurt Warner & Anna Trebunskaya: Athletes often do well on DWTS, especially when paired with Anna, so this could be a good match.
Kyle Massey & Lacey Schwimmer: They’re young, cute and probably going to be darlings of the crowd.
Margaret Cho & Louis Van Amstel: We like the funny girls on DWTS, but we seriously doubt Cho’s ability to dance around anything but words.
Michael Bolton & Chelsie Hightower: We think Bolton has a deal with devil to continue looking like he does as his age. Maybe his deal includes dancing, we’ll have to wait and see.
Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino & Karina Smirnoff: They’ve got the sex appeal (if you like that greasy, smarmy thing he has going), so they could be a hot couple on the dance floor. Or, if his attitude wins out, a complete wreck.
Rick Fox & Cheryl Burke: Interesting pairing, athletic and sexy. This could turn out to be a strong couple to watch.
Dancing With the Stars season 11 premieres Monday, September 20 on ABC.
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