We are frankly amazed David Letterman‘s wife hasn’t filed for divorce yet. First he refused to marry her for 23 years. Then he announces to the world he cheated on her with god knows how many women on the Late Show. Now comes news he actually brought one of his mistresses, former assistant Stephanie Birkitt, along on family vacations!
Stephanie Birkitt, Letterman’s former assistant and lover, reportedly accompanied the talk show host and then girlfriend Regina Lasko on family vacations while she and Letterman were sleeping together. Even worse, Letterman and Lasko’s son was with them on the vacation – while daddy was allegedly boffing his much, much younger assistant. Eeewww!
As alleged Letterman blackmailer Robert Joe Halderman waits for his day in court, we’re thinking the Late Show host should be facing his own time in front of the judge soon. Of course, the private punishment Regina Lasko must be giving her new husband is probably even more hellish than the drama of a messy divorce!
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Letterman deserves what he gets from Lasko. The Quinnipiac University is wise to take caution so they do not have any responsibility that they did not protect their interns.
Halderman may serve a few years but Letterman will serve the rest of his life knowing he drug his family name through the dirt, disappointed his son in a big way and lost the trust and respect of his wife.
If there is a divorce he will have to marry Birkitt to use her as his attorney and continue to have sex with her. Birkitt is the Monica of the decade.
As for these vacations with the family and her law school tuition and other gifts, did Birkitt and others receiving these little perks report them on their taxes? Only the IRS can verify that information. The pot is just beginning to boil over for Letterman. I bet he wishes he had purchased the one page screen play! He will lose 20 times the amount or more in a divorce, especially if he sex partner, Birkitt, didn’t advise him that a prenup was mandatory. I hope they didn’t have one because then Lasko can get her fair share . . . 23 years worth!
Pre-nuptials guys… seriously… you think Letterman didn’t consider this from the very start? I know he plays dumb on TV, but the guy isn’t stupid!