Ah, good times! The last episode of Living Lohan has White Oprah at her finest! Mom (and Snarkista uses the term lightly here) Dina Lohan’s insatiable famewhore-ness is well documented. Dina is kind of a ready, fire, aim gal. She’s been busy promoting youngest daughter Ali Lohan’s “singing career”. Ali is lame, shocker. If you want to torture yourself, you can listen here.

So, Dina is relentlessly pursuing ALL possible avenues of exploitation for Ali, and had her audition for a movie part! All, of course, is filmed for future exploitative use on Living Lohan. Dina tells the camera she is worried about whether they will judge Ali for herself, and not compare her to Lindsay. Which is what she always says whenever cameras are rolling. What she failed to worry about OR check up on, is that Ali auditioned for Peter Davy, legendary PORN director and producer! Peter vast repertoire includes “Breast Wishes 14” and “Bun Busters 12.” Ali was supposedly auditioning for a horror movie. Ooops.

Natch, shizz hitteth fan, while tape rolls for Living Lohan. Great managing, mom! Dina says Ali was auditioning for an upcoming role in a movie called “Troll”, and if she’d known Davy’s past she wouldn’t have let her audition. Dina says don’t blame her! PUHLEEEZE!! Google much, Dina? Of all the stage-moms in Hollywood, DINA should know. Oh, and apparently Ali GOT the role and IS going to work with porny Peter Davy! Clear the mantle for another “mom of the year” award!!



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