Momager Dina Lohan has once again proved that she’s a moron. A greedy moron, at that. Even though daughter Ali Lohan sucks at singing, music manager Johnny Wright reportedly wanted Ali to be a management client, and help her with her “music career.”

Johnny isn’t some no-name dude. He manages the Jonas Brothers, Danity Kane, and formerly managed N*Sync and The Backstreet Boys. Hmmm. Let’s see. The Jonas Brothers seem like they’re enjoying a good bit of success these days! Danity Kane’s not doing too poorly either. N*Sync and The Backstreet Boys paved the way for the JoBros, and blew the doors off of the music biz.

Reportedly, Dina thinks she can do a better job of exploiting managing Ali than Johnny would. And, Dina wants to keep the 100% management fee she gets from Ali’s “career”. Newsflash, Dina. 100% of nothing = nothing. A few months ago, Ali released her debut song “All the Way Around.” It made ZERO impression on the music industry, and music lovers. Click the link if you want to hear why, but be forewarned…get the duct tape out first and secure your head.

Maybe Dina’s really done everyone a favor. By continuing to “manage” Ali’s singing “career”, she’s keeping us from having to hear her on the radio. Come to think of it- thanks, Dina! Good luck with Ali’s supermodel career too!


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