Don’t Even THINK About Trying This Here, Nigel

Last night’s Canadian Idol proved one thing for sure. American Idol may have had some crappy theme nights this past season… Andrew Lloyd Webber anyone? But at least they didn’t touch David Bowie. Sadly, Canadian Idol did. The Thin White Duke is probably sharpening his fangs right now. Here’s a great example of why.

• Nigel Lythgoe Stepping Down As American Idol Producer
• Don’t Do It, Britney!
• Don’t Lend J. Lo Your Diamonds
• Don’t Tell K-Fed, But Britney’s Dating Her Agent
• Don’t Show This To Katy Perry’s Mom