Fergie and Josh Duhamel planning to breed

I actually threw up in my mouth a little when I heard this – it appears that babies are on the cards for incontinent Fergie and her husband, Josh Duhamel.  The two have been taking breaks from their respective careers to get to know each other a little better (shouldn’t they have done that before they got married?), and Fergie says that the plan is to use this free time to start a family.

I was much happier when the rumor was that these two were on the verge of breaking up.  I don’t know what it is about the combination of them together, but it basically feels like a sin against nature.  I’m pretty sure any babies these two have will have multiple heads.