Jessica Alba stars in a new ad from Declare Yourself urging people to vote. Jessica is in bondage, and needs for you to free her by registering. That duct tape is gonna hurt like hell when they pull it off. Pull fast! If you aren’t registered to vote, do it today. An election is a terrible thing to waste.


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