We just knew the George Clooney and Stacy Keibler break up would happen eventually. George has hooked up with the most beautiful, amazing women on the planet during his long bachelor lifetime and none of them have managed to hang on for him very long. Even though Stacy seemed like she might have her hooks into him more than some of his previous girlfriends, George just isn’t the type to settle down.

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The infamous playboy’s attitude toward marriage and kids is very likely the cause of the George Clooney and Stacy Keibler split, according to People magazine. The couple, who started dating two years ago, reportedly just want different things for their futures. George wants to keep wooing beautiful women and remain free of strings. Stacy was allegedly ready to start talking about getting hitched and popping out babies.

When George Clooney’s girlfriend opens her mouth about wedding bells and diapers, you know she’ll be headed out the door for good in short order. Even though it was reportedly Stacy who called it quits this stime, we’re sure the break up was probably once again all about his unwillingness to commit.

“Stacy called it quits,” a source close to the couple allegedly told People exclusively. “She wants to have children and a family someday. She knows where George stands on that.” TMZ.com actually claims the two are still living together but that things aren’t looking good due to their very busy schedules. That sound like, to us, someone’s PR rep trying to do damage control.

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The news of the Stacy Keibler and George Clooney break up may only be coming out now but the People source claims the two actually “quietly stopped being a couple several weeks ago.”

This doesn’t come as a great shock to us, considering the two haven’t even been photographed together since March. Besides, we’re sure the end date George slaps on the rears of all his girlfriends was nearing expiration. We can’t help but wonder if George will ever realize he’s getting a bit long in the tooth and if he doesn’t pick some girl to tie the knot with, he’s very likely to end spending his old and crotchety years all by himself. No one likes dying alone, even if you have had half the gorgeous women in the world notched on your belt.

The split was reportedly amicable and George and Stacy will supposedly remain friends. Yeah, like he has with all those other women he pretty much never talks to again after they break up…



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