Is Brangelina Kaput? This Is Gonna Be Expensive.

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Seems all is NOT all kumbayah in the Brad Pitt / Angelina Jolie international village. Rumors are flying that Brangelina are not getting along AT ALL, and that a big split is coming. A very messy, $250 million dollar split. The pair have been spending so much time apart while Jolie films her new movie Salt, that their relationship has been stretched to the breaking point. Translation: Brad is OVER diaper-duty. The National Enquirer, ever vigilant, reports this:

Family and friends expect a heartbreaking battle for their six children, and sources predict a titanic fight over their massive $250 million fortune.

“Brad and Angelina have been leading increasingly separate lives, and Brad has had enough of being a full-time dad,” maintained an insider. “He’s visited Angelina only once on the New York set of her latest movie, and he genuinely feels they no longer have the equal relationship they once did.”

As one of Tinsel Town’s top A-list couples, Brad pulls in up to $35 million a film, while Angelina banks around $20 million per movie. Sources say dividing their tangled assets is sure to be a legal minefield.

But as Brad, 45, and Angelina, 33, brace for a possible split, the issue of child custody is causing the greatest heartache, sources say.

Seems Brad sees the writing on the wall regarding the Angie vs. Octomom competition. He’s getting himself off the hook for any more babies Angie might like to collect… which could be a considerable number. Just send the check, Brad. Then you and Guy Ritchie can go have a freedom beer!

One thought on “Is Brangelina Kaput? This Is Gonna Be Expensive.”

  1. ….hehehe!!!…like we didn’t see this coming?!?!?….he went from a quiet life with Jen to 6 kids in a couple of years, and now, he’s losing his mind, gee, what a surprise…I used to like him, but not any more….I will continue to boycott his movies, cos he did a rotten thing and left a lovely lady for that crapbag dame….y’know, there’s just something about AJ that is slimy, I can’t put my finger on what exactly it is….never did like her, and I don’t care about all the “good work” she does… to me, she’s just shopping for Brownie points…
    …… she just has that look about her that screams “megabitch”…. we’ll see her true colours when the split comes, and it’s coming!!!…you betcha she won’t walk away gracefully like Jen did…
    ….oh, and Jen?….if you take him back, send him for tests at the doctor’s office, and make sure he gets a good soaking in sheep dip to get that nasty coating off him….ew…

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