Reports are flying that unwed teen mom Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant again. Further proof that the crazy juice levels in the Kentwood, Louisiana water are off the charts! The National Enquirer broke the news, and quotes a source as saying:
â€œJamie Lynn believed she couldnâ€™t get pregnant while she was breast-feeding,â€ said the close source. â€œSheâ€™d expected to have her period by early September.â€
A home pregnancy test came back positive and Jamie Lynn cried her eyes out, said the source. Mom Lynne Spears was apparently livid. Snarkista thinks Lynne hasn’t spent enough time educating Jamie-Lynn about the birds and the bees, amongst MANY other things. Guess she was too busy writing her tell-all book about Britney and Jamie Lynn. 17 year old Jamie Lynn gave birth only 3 months ago to her daughter Maddie Brianne.
â€œJamie Lynn is about eight weeks pregnant, and she and her mom Lynne are hysterical. Neither of them knows what to do, but for now theyâ€™re trying to keep the news from getting out.â€
Er, guess it’s a little too late for that. Womanizer boyfriend Casey Aldridge is Maddie’s daddy, but the Enquirer says it will reveal the father of THIS baby in it’s print issue, which hits the stands today. Great. Look for Jamie Lynn to follow in big sis Britney’s steps and go batshit crazy in a few years. It won’t be pretty when that long blond hair gets shaved off.
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