Stalker Jennifer Aniston is about to turn 40 and is dating 10-year younger John Mayer. All the tabs and mags have Jen waltzing down the aisle with John this year (but not Snarkista). John’s a known flirt, which only inflames Jen’s flypaper tendencies. So…what’s a middle-aged woman to do? Trout pout, natch.
Looks like Stalker’s been up in the Restylane a bit! Behold the pics above; the left one’s from 2005, and the right one’s from the other day. Go ahead, click ’em and check it out up close. Not that the obvious work needs to be magnified. Ah, the slippery slope beckoneth. The work apparently took place in early July, when Jen hid out in the weeks before the birth of ex-husband Brad Pitt’s
messiahs twins with Angelina Jolie.
‘It seems obvious she had some work done,’ a “close friend” told the UK Daily Mail, noting her lips had a ‘stiff, unnatural pucker that just didn’t fit the rest of her face’. SO true, but if Snarkista were Jennifer, she’d cut that “friend” loose ASAP! AND, cut the bitch on her way out!!
The “friend” also said Jen confided that she has indeed undergone a number of lip-boosting procedures. Confided. Dang. That is effin’ pitiful. Stalker used to have better Friends.
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