Professional Stalker Jennifer Aniston says she couldn’t be happier for her ex Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. A pal of Jen’s tells Us Weekly that “she hopes the twins are beautiful”, and that “she’d never want anyone to be unhappy with their kids”.

Good Lord, that girl is worse than I thought. All of those $20,000 a month beauty treatments I’ve been hearing about DEFINITELY were not for beautifying anything INSIDE. Like Angie and Brad wouldn’t love the babes if they WEREN’T beautiful. Whatever, Jen! Little Miss Shallow would have celebrated her eighth anniversary with Brad Pitt on July 29. If she hadn’t been such a piece of effin’ flypaper.

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