Blame genius manager Papa Joe for this! Jessica Simpson has been reduced to playing at BINGO HALLS. Granny regulars at the San Manuel Indian Bingo & Casino in Highland, California had to take their A-games elsewhere when Chestica popped in for a gig November 13th. According to OK magazine,
The hallâ€™s florescent lighting, dirty carpet and fried-food odor is a far cry from the venues J-Simp played back when her album In This Skin sold 7 million copies. â€œJessicaâ€™s dressing room at the bingo hall was a little larger than a broom closet,â€ an insider tells OK!. â€œThereâ€™s an iron, but no ironing board. Thereâ€™s not even a fridge!â€
Chesty doesn’t need an ironing board for her country milkmaid duds, but no fridge is a big FAIL for Papa Joe! Actually Papa Joe gets a big F for ALL of his daughter-management skilz. His only hope for cash lately is peddling baby pics. You know he has SOME offer on the table for Tony Romo. Hopefully, Jessica won’t blab about it during her next gig at the VFW.
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