Papa Joe strikes again! Damn, that guy is good. Papa’s been watching Jessica grow from
A- cups to D-cups, and he’s an expert on those puppies.

That’s why Jessica now has a fashion line expansion deal with The Camuto Group, who hold the master license for Jess’s master brand. What’s the new stuff? Intimate Apparel!!! Papa Joe can’t WAIT for the print ads.

Beginning in spring of 2009 you can hoist your ta-ta’s just like Jessica! The Camuto Group forecasts that her entire brand should earn approximately $300 million dollars this year. That is a hellofa lot of cash just in case the country thing doesn’t pan out. Recession? Not in Simpson land!



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