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Geez you need a scorecard to keep up with John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston, but Stalker doesn’t seem to be able to hold on to the lady-lovin’ Mayer despite her best P.I. efforts.

A source says that the pair’s on-again, off-again relationship may have ended when Aniston returned from overseas, where she was promoting the heartbreaking Marley & Me. She returned sometime within the last week.

“He broke up with her when she got back from her European tour,” the source told E!. You KNOW this has utterly ruined the life of any future Aniston beau, as the stalker instinct in her soul has just gotten a turbo-boost. She knew better than to leave him by himself!

Stalker managed to drag John to the Oscars to ward of the mighty powers of Brangelina, but he must have bolted shortly afterwards. Of course, the respective reps are mum, because Stalker has threatened to cut their tongues out if they dare speak. This is not a new policy.

One pal (Courtney Cox for sure) warns that we shouldn’t be quick to assume the two are through for good because they’re both fickle as 2 year-olds. Yawn. Wake me when something exciting happens between these 2 oxygen suckers, like if Stalker ever gets preggers or John marries his guitar.


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