John Mayer‘s racist penis jokes during a recent interview with Playboy magazine are sparking outrage from fans and heated criticism from the media. We just think his idiotic comments prove once again that Mayer should keep his mouth shut at all times unless he’s singing.
In a racy interview with Playboy, John Mayer spilled far too much information about his sex life, especially his trysting with plastic girl Jessica Simpson.
“That girl is like crack cocaine to me,” Mayer said. “Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, ‘I want to quit my life and just f—ing snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to f–k you, I would start selling all my s–t just to keep f—ing you.'”
If that weren’t enough to make you want to reach for the eye bleach, Mayer went on to talk about how his penis is racist when asked if he’s ever dated a black woman. “My dick is sort of like a white supremacist,” Mayer said. “I’ve got a Benetton heart and a f—in David Duke cock. I’m going to start dating separately from my dick.”
Even though his dick apparently shudders at the thought of getting it on with non-Caucasian women, Mayer apparently thinks the feeling is not mutual.
“I am a veryâ€¦I’m just very. V-E-R-Y,” Mayer said. “And if you can’t handle very, then I’m a douche bag. But I think the world needs a little very. That’s why black people love me.”
Not only do we not need to hear that John Mayer would happily pay Jessica Simpson to be his prostitute, we really don’t need to know his penis is a racist (which, being attached to your body, pretty much says you are too John). Who the hell says this kind of shit and doesn’t know he sounds like the world’s biggest asshat? Seriously, John Mayer needs to park the crazy juice and zip it before he ends up being a bigger joke than Mel Gibson.
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