justin bieber

Because Justin Bieber’s fans aren’t prone enough to hysterics already, the pre-pubescent Canadian pop star has sent young girls the world over into a new frenzy – by admitting that he believes he could fall in love with a fan.  Just a few hours ago, Bieber took to the Twitter airwaves to set the record straight about a few things.  In a rambling series of tweets, he mentioned that it’s frustrating to see his words twisted in the press, and then went on to say, “I get asked all the time would I date a fan and my answer I would date whoever I fall IN LOVE with, and yes that could be a fan.”  A few seconds later, a great thump was felt around the globe, as several million twelve-year-old girls fainted and hit the ground simultaneously.

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