Katy Perry Thinks She’s A Comedian; Apologizes To Lily Allen

Goofwad Katy Perry has called off her catfight with Lily Allen. Katy says that when she called herself “a skinnier version of Allen”, she was just joking! Lily was not amused by upstart Katy’s comments, and said Monday that:

“I happen to know for a fact that she was an American version of me. She was signed by my label in America as, ‘We need to find something controversial and kooky like Lily Allen.’

“And then they found her… I think the lyrics and stuff are a bit crass… When I met her I was bit frosty with her because someone asked her to describe herself. She’s like, ‘Aha, I’m like a fatter version of Amy Winehouse and a skinner version of Lily Allen!’ It’s like, you’re not English and you don’t write your own songs, shut up!”

Lily’s a bit testy these days because she’s always getting sloshed in public and making an ass of herself. Besides, Katy says “I didn’t mean anything by it. Comedians are not necessarily to be taken super seriously.” At least she’s admitted what she REALLY is! Not that the cupcake outfits and slip-n-slides on stage didn’t already give us a clue.

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