Holy crap, what has Kevin Federline been eating? Dude is as big as a HOUSE! Obviously, he’s not working on his “backup dancer” career anymore…now that he has that Britney cash coming in every month. Hey, K-Fed, maybe hire a TRAINER? And ditch those stumpy-shorts pronto. It is a LIE that hanging around with people who are fatter than you makes you look thinner. Exhibit 1: This picture. Humpty Dumpty + Skinhead = FAIL.