Kim Kardashian Obviously Missed The News; Adopts Chimp


Nothing like hopping on a trend after it’s left the station! Big Kim Kardashian and family obviously haven’t been watching the news, because the morons adopted a chimp. Yes, there’s nothing these famewhores won’t do!

Kim blabs in her blog:

Her name is Suzy, she is three years old, and she is a handful! She steals our BlackBerrys and climbs up my mom’s bed.

Having a monkey is a lot of work. Suzy always has her diaper on and we are the ones who have to change it!

It’s just like having an infant but worse because Suzy runs around like a teenager! She always needs to be fed, drinks out of a bottle and she loves Capri Sun juices!

I KNOW King Kong Khloe Kardashian is behind this numbskull move. She bonded instantly with Suzy. Upside: being chased around the house by a crazed chimp is an excellent workout. Just don’t get your faces torn off. Keep the Glock handy, girls!

10 thoughts on “Kim Kardashian Obviously Missed The News; Adopts Chimp”

  1. I heard Al Sharpton said this was racist because the K’s bought the chimp to show they should be able to own black people as slaves.

    That’s messed up, Kardashians. Why would you do something so racist?

  2. The Kardasians are idiots who will not care about the chimp for its life 30-40 years after it stops being “cute”…

  3. Please quit calling Khloe Kardashian King Kong. She is gorgous you know it. I feel that Chris Jenner should get her prioritys straight, she does have 2 young girls but you wouldn’t know it as all she seems to care about is getting her girls ( the older ones )pictures taken naked. Also inform Kim being in some stupid so-called movie with a has been, means you are a has-been.

  4. Stop being haters and bitches!
    Leave their family alone. If they want a tiger they’ll have one and if they want a chimp they’ll have one as well.

    Don’t say a word about kim and khloe. They are wonderful people*
    You guys are such idiots.

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