When I saw the story break yesterday that Twilight star Kristen Stewart cheated on heartthrob boyfriend Robert Pattinson, I honestly did not believe it. Somehow, I thought, the photos of Kristen Stewart and Rupert Sanders, director of Snow White and the Huntsman, must be Photoshopped… or taken out of context somehow.

Turns out though, it was totally true! This time the Hollywood gossip mill indeed had it right for a change. Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson and now she is publicly begging for his forgiveness!

Who could ever imagine that Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson, the man millions of Twilight fans would give a limb to even be in the same room with? Even worse, Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson with a MARRIED man with two children! What the hell was she thinking?

“I’m deeply sorry for the hurt and embarrassment I’ve caused to those close to me and everyone this has affected. This momentary indiscretion has jeopardized the most important thing in my life, the person I love and respect the most, Rob. I love him, I love him, I’m so sorry,” Kristen Stewart said in a press statement to People Magazine on Wednesday after the story broke about her affair.

Her much older paramour, 41-year-old Rupert Sanders, also issued a press statement with a so not good enough apology to his family. “I am utterly distraught about the pain I have caused my family,” Rupert Sanders said. “My beautiful wife and heavenly children are all I have in this world. I love them with all my heart. I am praying that we can get through this together.”

Kristen Stewart and Rupert Sanders were caught all over each other when a paparazzi photographer followed the Twilight star to a secret meeting with the Snow White and the Huntsman director in the parking lot of an abandoned building. Seriously! Not making this up people! Sanders allegedly crawled into her car and they started making out hot and heavy.

A source allegedly told People: ‘It seemed like they couldn’t get enough. Kristen was sitting up with her back against the driver’s-side window, and this guy was kissing her entire body.'”

They left a short time later, apparently afraid they were being watched. When they arrived at another apparently deserted area, they started snuggling and kissing again, stopping abruptly whenever they heart a noise. It was photos of the two canoodling outside next to Kristen’s car that appear in the latest issue of Us Magazine, which broke the story that has now forced the two to publicly apologize to their respective mates.

Rupert Sanders is married to 33 British model Liberty Ross. Even worse, Ross played Kristen Stewart’s MOTHER in Snow White and the Huntsman! Sanders and Ross have two children together, a 7-year-old daughter, and 5-year-old son. Both of the children also had small parts in Snow White in the Huntsman. Let’s hope mom and kids weren’t actually present on set at some point when Kristen Stewart cheated with Rupert Sanders! How disgusting!

Supposedly the affair only started recently, but I don’t believe it for a second. Now all those shy, lingering looks the two were sharing during the press rounds for Snow White and the Huntsman don’t look so innocent do they?

Can you even believe this? Wow. I hope Robert Pattinson is smart enough to know if Kristen Stewart cheated on him once — and with a married father, she’s not worth him keeping her around to see if she does it again.

Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson. I still can’t wrap my head around it. What an idiot.

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