Hide your vodka bottles and stay off the sidewalks – Lindsay Lohan is being let out of rehab today!  She’s been saying all kinds of cute philosophical crap on Twitter, quoting Gandhi and talking about how it’s the first day of the rest of her life, but given that we’ve been through all this before and it’s never stuck for more than a week or two, I’ll remain cautiously skeptical until we see how she handles being out in the real world.

All kinds of recovery experts have been echoing the same thing over and over: Lindsay needs to ditch her drinking buddies and other enablers if she wants to have any hope at all of recovery.  We’ll see if she manages to figure that out this time.

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