Okay, so it’s not a role in a movie, but at least it’s something – Lindsay Lohan has signed a book deal that’s set to net her $3.4 million.  But don’t worry, she’s not writing her memoirs… in fact, she’s not writing anything at all, as the book is going to be a collection of photos featuring full frontal nudity and graphic poses.

I know Lindsay’s hard-up for work, and porn does seem like a natural next step for someone like her, but this still seems like a strange choice.  At least the book will also feature actor James Franco, who might bring some class to the project, and according to photographer Terry Richardson, the whole thing will be tastefully executed.  So if he’s going for tasteful, why on earth would he want Lindsay Lohan?

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