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Times have been getting pretty rough for Lindsay Lohan, who recently got the boot from Samantha Ronson and her wallet. Lindsay hasn’t had a good job in QUITE awhile, and has plowed through a lot of her dough… so “it’s the economy” for Li-Lo too.

Things are looking up for Lindsay’s short-term bottom line, (or black hole of debt, whichever)… because she bagged a gig! Bonus perk? It’s topless dancing!! Reporteth Fox:

Lohan flew from Los Angeles to Las Vegas on Saturday on the private plane of the producer of Mel B. and Kelly Monaco’s “Peepshow” to attend the grand opening of the sexy striptease production, but made the trip more importantly because she had a meeting scheduled with director and Broadway big-wig, Jerry Mitchell.

“Peepshow” is designed to have rotating leads and according to very close inside sources, Lohan is in official negotiations to take over from Monaco who wants to move on and get back to work on “General Hospital,” however Mel B. reportedly intends to stay on once her three-month contract is finished.

She even gushed to Mel B about how much she loved the provocative production and how much she trusts Mitchell to direct her in an on-stage striptease.

“If they make me an offer, and the money’s right, I’ll do it,” Lohan reportedly said.

Lindsay Lohan + Las Vegas x 24hr a day booze= look out, Nevada, whackout coming. This will look SO great on her resume!



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