I don’t think there’s a court in the land that can make a jail sentence stick to Lindsay Lohan.  She was recently sentenced to 120 days for breaking her probation, but since the charge is a misdemeanor, non-violent offense, the typical way the county probation department deals with such cases is home arrest.

In other words, the most likely outcome is that Lindsay will get an ankle monitor and serve out her 120 days at home.  In addition, she has to do some community service, which she has already started, but part of it is at the county morgue, so at least there’s something resembling punishment in her punishment.



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