Lindsay Lohan spent her New Year’s Eve partying on the gorgeous island of St. Bart’s and her New Year’s Day showing off her bikini bod on the deck of a luxury yacht. Lohan told fans on her Twitter feed to “get ready for more (but positive)–LOHAN MAYHEM!!!” in 2010.

Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan

We’re not sure if we really have the stomach for more Lohan mayhem, positive or not. Couldn’t she just shut up for a while? Or at least jump on the celebrity bandwagon of Twitter account deleters? No? Oh well.

Anyway, La Lush Lohan also told her Twitter worshippers that her “new years resolution is to stop letting the lucky few that have my heart, try2constantly tear me down.” She added: “2010 is about moving forward, not backwards. Leaving the bad (people, habits, and negative energy behind) time to make changes right!?!? :). Two words, Lilo… drug rehabs.

How about making a vow to abstain from posting incoherent, rambling, misspelled sentences on your Twitter feed for at least a month? We’d SO be behind you on that resolution!

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