Life is just a never-ending stream of court cases for Lindsay Lohan, and she never seems to think that anything bad will ever happen to her.  In the latest drama, the fight with the Betty Ford nurse back in December has come back to haunt Lindsay, and she’s being charged with assault for the incident.

Lindsay, however, thinks the charges will be dropped, as several of her friends witnessed the event in question, and she’s confident they will all report that Lindsay never assaulted anyone.  Meanwhile, Necklacegate rages on, and Lindsay has refused the plea agreement – the case is going to trial, which means Lindsay could face real prison time if convicted.

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