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Amy Winehouse’s hubby Blaaaaake was freed from the Big House (again) yesterday and this was news to the Wino. She’s been in her new adopted homeland of St. Lucia when she heard the news. Crackie is upset because she wasn’t the first to know.

A snitch told The Sun,

“Hearing Blake was out brought lots of emotions back for Amy. She feels like she was the last to know he was getting released and that hurt. She is desperate to see him again and wants to work things out. She still loves him.”

Dealers all over London are high-fiving! St. Lucia is high-fiving! This is the answer to their prayers. Wino was running off the tourists in St. Lucia, and the crack biz took a huge hit when Amy left for the island. It’s all part of the global economic recovery plan. Thanks, Obama!



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